Cartoon: GOP therapy for Syria

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Donald Trumps last defense against charges of extortion…

On Wednesday morning, Donald Trump spent most of his early “executive time” retweeting items that, notably, had appeared before the impeachment inquiry testimony of Ambassador William Taylor on Tuesday, but eventually Trump staked out a new, fingers-clutching-the-edge-of-the-cliff…

Area Woman Will Have To Be Way More…

NEW YORK—Explaining how she was “barely showing,” local man Kevin Martin told reporters Tuesday that the woman who just got on his subway car will have to be way more fucking pregnant than that if…

Netanyahu Fails To Form New Israeli Government

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failed to form a new Israeli government, providing an opening for former army chief of staff Benny Gantz to craft a more centrist position. What do you think? “If there’s…

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Secret Service Opens Fire On Section Of Slippery…

PLAINS, GA—Responding with deadly force to a threat that left the 39th president of the United States in the hospital, Secret Service agents confirmed they opened fire Monday evening on an expanse of slippery flooring…

Badass Adult Education Student Spends Whole Vegetarian Cooking…

RALEIGH, NC—Disrupting the educational process with successive outbursts unburdened by either decorum or civility, badass adult-education student Colin Halverson spent the entirety of Tuesday evening’s Raleigh Extension Center vegetarian cooking class mouthing off. “That guy…

Poll Finds Buttigieg Rises To Third Place In…

Continuing an ascent after last week’s Democratic debate, South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg is now in third place in Iowa. placing him ahead of Bernie Sanders and behind Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden in the…

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Rudy Giuliani’s Soviet pals expected to be arraigned…

Two Soviet-born businessmen who helped President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani dig up dirt on political rival Joe Biden are scheduled to be arraigned in Manhattan federal court later Wednesday on campaign finance charges. Lev…

A big boost for grassroots conservation in the…

The Balkans are bursting with some of Europe’s last remaining pockets of rare and unique biodiversity. Many of the remaining species are in out-of-reach and unstudied areas, such as on mountain tops or in underground…

After the Virginia Beach Shooting, This Democrat Is…

AP Photo/Steve Helber The day after a disgruntled city employee killed 12 people inside the Virginia Beach Municipal Center, Karen Havekost visited Missy Cotter Smasal’s campaign office and told her what had happened. Havekost recalled…

GOP Representatives Push Conspiracy Theories Defending Trump

Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., one of the president's most strident defenders.Bill Clark/Congressional Quarterly via ZUMA Press On Tuesday the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing to ask federal officials responsible for coordinating election security efforts…

Read an Eyewitness Account of the Massacre That…

Tulsa, 1921. HBO The opening scenes of HBO’s Watchmen depict the Tulsa Massacre, a catastrophic 1921 race riot in which machine guns, firebombs, and even airplanes were turned on the residents of the city’s black…

A Major Trump Inaugural Donor Was Just Charged…

Pat Benic/CNP via ZUMA Wire A California businessman who gave $900,000 to President Donald Trump’s inaugural committee has agreed to plead guilty to a veritable foreign lobbying crime spree. Over the better part of a…

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Macaulay Culkin dances with Lizzo during her LA…

Macaulay Culkin and Lizzo are the duo we didn’t know we needed. The 39-year-old “Home Alone” star got on stage to dance with the singer during her Los Angeles concert on Monday night. “When @lizzobeeating…

Lori Harvey’s got a killer bod in a…

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