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Worker Saw Cat Jump Out of Truck and…

An employee heard kittens' cries coming from one of their trucks and discovered a litter inside, out of reach. Alley Cat Rescue Cameron (CJ) Russell, an employee from the Washington Suburban Sanitary Commission (WSSC) in…

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/19

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with…

ICE Agent Can’t Believe He Being Reprimanded For…

CASA PADRE, TX—Saying the incident was so long ago that he had difficulty recalling the girl’s face, ICE agent Ed Thornton couldn’t believe he was being reprimanded Friday for a child who died months ago.…

Chicago Authorities Free Over 2,000 Southpaws From Illegal…

CHICAGO—In what authorities are calling the largest underground anthropomorphic-monster-breeding bust in several decades, the Chicago Police Department freed over 2,000 Southpaws Friday from an illegal White Sox mascot mill on the city’s southwest side. “We…

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Trump Has a Big Head Start on Facebook…

A Facebook ad from the Trump 2020 campaign.Facebook Ad Library The most famous ad of the 2012 presidential race featured an Indiana paper mill worker who described building a wooden stage upon which, a few…

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Trump Attacks “Dumb as a Rock” Rex Tillerson,…

Kevin Dietsch/ZUMA Donald Trump once praised his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson for his “vast experience,” claiming the former Exxon chief executive was the “most prepared” person for the top diplomatic role. Now Trump says…

In an Odd Move, Trump Shifts His Banking…

AP Photo/Evan Vucci With his relationship with Deutsche Bank under increasing scrutiny, President Donald Trump, in a move not previously reported, has recently shifted some of his banking business from this global institution to a…

Pros And Cons Of Noise-Canceling Headphones

Noise-canceling headphones are increasingly popular, but many people think they’re not worth the purchase. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of buying noise-canceling headphones. PRO Closest you’ll ever get to having a private…

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The Key to Covering the 2020 Election: More…

Mother Jones When We Lead Panel Event |April 11, 2019 | The New School Tishman Auditorium| New York New YorkNicole Fara Silver From the #MeToo movement to the fight for workplace equality to the dystopian…

Zion Williamson Excited To Play For Team With…

NEW ORLEANS—Claiming it would be an honor to follow in the footsteps of players like Chris Paul and Anthony Davis, Zion Williamson told reporters Tuesday that he’s excited to play for a team with a…

Chela shares the butt workout that keeps her…

To get a covetable caboose, it takes way more than just perfect lighting and a strategically placed bikini bottom. Chela, known to her 1.8 million Instagram followers as @therealchelasway, works out two hours a day,…

Candidate With No Chance Of Winning Nomination Settles…

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Laying out his vision for 2020, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) told supporters Monday that with no chance of securing his party’s nomination for the presidency, he would instead settle for absolutely demolishing the campaign…

A sad, but fond, farewell to a community…

Occasionally over the first three seasons, and then every week since since season four, I’ve done a recap of the week’s episode of the Game of Thrones. And I have thoroughly—thoroughly—enjoyed it every single week.…