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How to Find Your Climate Story

Illustration: Thoka Maer This article is part of a special series from our fall 2019 climate issue on how you can level up your actions against climate change. Visit the full Climate Action Guide here.  One of the most important things you can…

How Well Do You Know the Blue Jay?

Blue Jay. Photo: Harrison Martin/Audubon Photography Awards This audio story is brought to you by BirdNote, a partner of The National Audubon Society. BirdNote episodes air daily on public radio stations nationwide. Transcript:  This is…

For Former Campus Chapter Leader Tara Hohman, the…

Tara Hohman. Photo: Lana Cohen/Audubon Two years ago, Audubon launched its college campus chapter program with a dual mission: to develop and serve the next generation of leaders in bird conservation and science, and to also help them build their resumés…

Texas speaker of House will not seek reelection…

You can argue that the president does it all the time, I guess? In June, Texas state House Speaker Dennis Bonnen had a meeting with far-right conservative activist Michael Quinn Sullivan. In July, Sullivan revealed that the…

Open thread for night owls. Berwick: Stop fearmongering…

Pediatrician Donald M. Berwick, president emeritus and senior fellow at the Institute for Healthcare Improvement, is a lecturer and former faculty member at the Harvard Medical School and was administrator of the Centers for Medicare and…

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Cartoon: GOP therapy for Syria

  Wednesday October 23, 2019 · 4:50 AM PDT 2019/10/23 · 04:50 Pre-order my new book, We Should Improve Society Somewhat, out March 2020 from Clover Press. ​​​​​​Featuring 184 pages of my best comics from the…

Area Woman Will Have To Be Way More…

NEW YORK—Explaining how she was “barely showing,” local man Kevin Martin told reporters Tuesday that the woman who just got on his subway car will have to be way more fucking pregnant than that if…

Netanyahu Fails To Form New Israeli Government

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failed to form a new Israeli government, providing an opening for former army chief of staff Benny Gantz to craft a more centrist position. What do you think? “If there’s…

Secret Service Opens Fire On Section Of Slippery…

PLAINS, GA—Responding with deadly force to a threat that left the 39th president of the United States in the hospital, Secret Service agents confirmed they opened fire Monday evening on an expanse of slippery flooring…

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Badass Adult Education Student Spends Whole Vegetarian Cooking…

RALEIGH, NC—Disrupting the educational process with successive outbursts unburdened by either decorum or civility, badass adult-education student Colin Halverson spent the entirety of Tuesday evening’s Raleigh Extension Center vegetarian cooking class mouthing off. “That guy…

Rudy Giuliani’s Soviet pals expected to be arraigned…

Two Soviet-born businessmen who helped President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani dig up dirt on political rival Joe Biden are scheduled to be arraigned in Manhattan federal court later Wednesday on campaign finance charges. Lev…

Macaulay Culkin dances with Lizzo during her LA…

Macaulay Culkin and Lizzo are the duo we didn’t know we needed. The 39-year-old “Home Alone” star got on stage to dance with the singer during her Los Angeles concert on Monday night. “When @lizzobeeating…

Lori Harvey’s got a killer bod in a…

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Newly Discovered Scrolls Suggest Jesus Devoured Twin Messiah…

JERUSALEM—In a discovery that casts new light on the immaculate conception and subsequent immaculate gestation, biblical archeologists at Cambridge University announced Tuesday that newly translated scrolls suggest that, during fetal development, the as yet unborn…