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Juul’s Hometown Really Does Not Want You to…

Jeff Chiu / AP A proposition to overturn San Francisco’s upcoming ban on e-cigarettes was soundly defeated at the polls on Tuesday—80 percent of voters rejected it. The measure was initially backed by Juul, and…

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NRA Issues ‘F’ Rating To Bugs Bunny For…

FAIRFAX, VA—Offering an official condemnation for what the organization viewed as his rabid anti-gun agenda, the National Rifle Association issued an “F” rating to Bugs Bunny Wednesday for tying up gun barrels into pretzel shapes.…

Ford CEO Worried He Never Bringing Back Jobs…

DEARBORN, MI—Admitting he had spent many sleepless nights afraid he would never make things right with the American people, Ford CEO James Hackett expressed worry Wednesday he might not bring back any of the jobs…

Battle wages over Revolutionary War sword used by…

A sword fight of sorts stretching from Connecticut to Ohio is underway as investigators try to solve a mystery surrounding an American Revolutionary weapon once carried by President William Henry Harrison. A sheriff in Ohio…

The Right to Vote Won Big on Tuesday

Activists encourage passing motorists to vote in Owensboro, Kentucky, on Tuesday,.Greg Eans/The Messenger-Inquirer via AP Tuesday night was a big night for Democrats, but it may prove to be an even bigger night for voting…

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Report: Little Help Here?

BUFFALO, NY—Stating that it would just take a minute and it would be way easier with two people, a new report released Wednesday revealed that local man Greg Metcalf just needed a little help here.…

9 deals to help you get ready for…

In case the chill in the air didn’t tip you off, winter will be here sooner than you think. Love it or loathe it, it pays to be prepared for the drop in temperature. That’s…

Hardline Pastry Chef Displays American Flag With Raspberry…

DALLAS, TX—Seeking to showcase his pride for his comrades’ heroism, hardline pastry chef Dave Southerton had reportedly displayed a black-and-white American flag with a raspberry cream stripe Tuesday to honor the sacrifices bakers make every…

NYC Opens $500 Million Decoy Subway Station To…

NEW YORK—In a new effort by the MTA and law enforcement to crack down on fare evasion, New York City reportedly opened a $500 million decoy subway station this week to catch turnstile jumpers. “This…

5 States Hold Major Elections

Voters in Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Jersey and Virginia will head to the polls to elect state lawmakers, governors and other executives as representatives of the five states who hold odd-year elections. What do you…