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New York Just Passed a Bill that Will…

Douglas Christian/ZUMA President Donald Trump’s effort to keep his tax returns out of the public eye will soon face a new obstacle, thanks to a bill passed Wednesday in New York state that would allow…

Trump Walks Out of Infrastructure Meeting With Pelosi…

Douglas Christian/ZUMA As the debate over whether to begin impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump intensifies, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Wednesday directly accused President Donald Trump of engaging in a “cover-up” by continuing to…

Cousin Really Going All-In On Retweeting Porn Stars

BOONVILLE, MO—Noting that his 28-year-old relative was apparently comfortable making his predilections known to the world at large, local account executive Conner Burke observed Wednesday that his cousin Bradley was “going all-in” on retweeting porn…

Pros And Cons Of Noise-Canceling Headphones

Noise-canceling headphones are increasingly popular, but many people think they’re not worth the purchase. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of buying noise-canceling headphones. PRO Closest you’ll ever get to having a private…

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I Am An Affront To God

A Hot Air Balloon Look at me, I’m flying! I’m floating up into the sky. Higher and higher I go, above the rooftops and the trees! Up, up, up! Can you see me? Tilt your…

Bravo stars celebrate ‘RHOC’ alum Gretchen Rossi at…

Guests at Gretchen Rossi's baby shower. Courtesy Photo Slade Smiley, Patti Stanger and Gretchen Rossi Courtesy Photo Scheana Marie and Gretchen Rossi Courtesy Photo Phaedra Parks and Gretchen Rossi take the dance floor. Courtesy photo…

Mom Guesses Dressbarn Closure Means She’ll Just Have…

HAMMOND, IN—Saying Dressbarn’s sudden closure had left her bereft of stylish-yet-modest clothing options, local mom Susan Bell reportedly guessed Tuesday that she’ll just have to go shop with all those sluts over at Chico’s now.…

Trump Demands Investigation Into Whether Clintons Gave Him…

WASHINGTON—Explaining that such a miscarriage of justice would not be tolerated under his watch, President Donald Trump reportedly demanded a federal investigation Monday into whether Bill and Hillary Clinton gave him a non-registry wedding gift…

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A woman asked Elizabeth Warren for help with…

  Tuesday May 21, 2019 · 12:36 PM PDT 2019/05/21 · 12:36 In recent months, Elizabeth Warren has rolled out one plan after another—from health care to military housing to holding big banks and pharmaceutical…

Open thread for night owls: An impeachment inquiry…

Charles P. Pierce at Esquire writes—Nancy Pelosi Must Defend the Essential Integrity of the Constitution: On Tuesday morning, on the electric Twitter machine, I saw a picture that was both remarkable, and remarkably sad. Congressman…

Cartoon: The secret immigrant agenda

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