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Top Senate Republican: McConnell wont allow bills to…

They're all in this together, with Russia. Campaign Action Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is doing everything in his power to keep Donald Trump in the White House, even if that means keeping American elections…

Part of Ohio anti-abortion bill based on an…

Ohio state Rep. John Becker Do you currently have the power of speech? Prepare to temporarily lose it. The Ohio Republican pushing an anti-abortion bill requiring insurance companies to cover surgery to reimplant ectopic pregnancies into…

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Cartoon: Mitch McConnells abortion alternatives

  Friday May 17, 2019 · 2:50 PM PDT 2019/05/17 · 14:50 Any talk of reaching across the aisle to work with these goons instead of packing the courts to mitigate the damage they’ve done…

Bernie Sanders to call for ban on for-profit…

Sen. Bernie Sanders Sen. Bernie Sanders will unveil a major plan to support public education and rein in privatization on Saturday, CNN reports. Sanders will call for a ban on for-profit charter schools and pledge that,…

On 65th Anniversary of Brown v. Board, School…

In this Sept. 27, 2017 photo students learn about searching for books and keeping track of what they've read in the library at Bruce-Guadalupe Community School, a charter school in Milwaukee where 97 percent of…

These Are Photos From the Brown v. Board…

Sixty-five years ago today, Supreme Court Justice Earl Warren declared that “the doctrine of ‘separate but equal’ has no place” in America’s public schools. Segregated schools were unconstitutional. Gone were the “inherently unequal” all-black schools…

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Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming…

WASHINGTON—Bursting through the Congressional chamber doors while moaning and clutching his shoulder, John Bolton reportedly stumbled into the Capitol building Friday claiming that he’d been shot by Iran. “Help, help, I’ve just been attacked by…

World Rejoices As Grumpy Cat And Her Shitty…

MORRISTOWN, AZ—Pouring into the streets to celebrate the passing of the viral internet sensation, the entire world populace let out a cheer upon learning Grumpy Cat and her shitty attitude had finally died and would…

Adam Gase To Play All 22 Positions After…

NEW YORK—Cleaning house after a dispute over the direction the team has taken this offseason, New York Jets head coach and interim general manager Adam Gase announced plans Friday to play all 22 positions on…

The History Of Robocalls

There were more than 48 billion robocalls across the country in 2018, a nearly 50% increase from the previous year, continuing a frustrating practice that’s endured for decades. The Onion looks back at the history…

New TWA Hotel at JFK Airport soars as…

Romantic, matching masterpieces of mid-20th century air travel touched down this week in John F. Kennedy Airport’s otherwise charmless heart. One has wings, the other merely seems eager to fly. Both are tickets back in…

Elizabeth Warren Unveils Plan to Protect Abortion Rights

Preston Ehrler/ZUMA After Alabama passed the most extreme abortion ban in the country this week, Democratic presidential hopefuls have vowed to challenge the law, along with other draconian measures around the country that aim to…