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The Supreme Court Could Shift Power to Republicans…

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross testifies during a House Oversight and Reform Committee hearing about the 2020 census on March 14.Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call via AP Images A nine-word question the Trump administration added to the…

Emmanuel Macron Not Sure How To Tell Billionaires…

PARIS—Following an outpouring of financial support from the nation’s wealthiest residents, French president Emmanuel Macron admitted Monday he was not sure how to tell the billionaire donors that repairs to the damaged Notre Dame cathedral…

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Venmo Rolls Out Feature Allowing Users To Send…

NEW YORK—Claiming the mobile payment app’s latest update will facilitate noticeably faster transactions, the developers of Venmo unveiled a new feature Friday that will allow users to send goons to collect outstanding payments. “This is…

Nation Spooked After Running Into Creepy Old Night…

WASHINGTON—Startled by the sudden appearance of the shadowy overcoat-clad figure, the U.S. populace was “completely spooked” after running into a creepy old night watchman late Thursday evening. “We thought if we avoided the lighthouse and…

Defiant Sarah Huckabee Sanders Claims She Doesn’t Know…

WASHINGTON—Insisting she was not culpable for the inexplicable contents of her spoken communications, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders defiantly claimed Friday that she doesn’t know where the voice comes from when she opens…

Biggest Revelations From The Mueller Report

A redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into potential collusion between the Trump presidential campaign and Russian agents to influence the 2016 election was released to the public on Thursday. Here are the…

Mueller Report Released

After weeks of redactions from William Barr, Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 election was released by the Justice Department on Thursday morning. What do you think? “Ugh, 448 pages?…

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‘The Onion’ Endorses Legal Marijuana

Unpacking The BowlAn editorial series on marijuana legalization.   It has been nearly 82 years since marijuana was first officially banned as an illicit substance in the United States. Over that time, we have seen incredible…

84% Support Marijuana Legalization

A recent poll found 84% of Americans support marijuana legalization in some form, with 42% of respondents saying that weed should be legal for any use and only 13% favoring prosecution for users or distributors.…

Computer Scientists Say AI’s Underdeveloped Ethics Have Yet…

CAMBRIDGE—Amid the tech industry’s efforts to eliminate the biases recently observed in facial recognition software and other intelligent algorithms, the nation’s leading computer scientists announced Monday that even the most advanced AI technologies still demonstrate…

These Trump Allies Are Preparing for a New…

Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon speaks in Rome in March. He is a founding member of the Committee on the Present Danger: China.Gregorio Borgia/Associated Press It’s been a rough couple of months for…